dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
"What cha doing?"
"But seriously Trevor; about opening this bar"
this is exactly what happens when you fail a test.
Pick up 52.
I was betrayed by a so-called friend. Tell me, wise one, what should I do?
DON’T RELY ON HAS-BEEN MEMES FOR ADVICE DURING CRITICAL TIMES IN YOUR LIFE, DICKSKIN
John Mayer- Split Screen Sadness
So I’ll check the weather wherever you are, ‘Cause I wanna know if you can see the stars tonight, It might be my only right.
- John Mayer; Split Screen Sadness (via native—things)
And now that I’m awake, I want your attention. Pretty, pretty please? It’s time to get up. You’ve slept a whole FIVE HOURS. That’s plenty. My turn for attention.
This is my girlfriend.